Wednesday, September 30, 2009

"yes I'm married"

FIRST THING FIRST: HAPPY BIG 55TH BIRTHDAY TO MY FATHER WHO'S OVERSEAS IN BAGHDAD, IRAQ AT WAR I love you :]
I just realized that I was wearing this big gaudy ring on my left ring finger. This is an old pic, but actually never care if I wear a ring on that particular finger or not. I just figure it doesn't matter right now.. unless someone really wanted to "put a ring on it" ..a big one like this would be nice :] you know I love flashy stuff lol


my stepmother bought that ring for me <3>
but when I uploaded this pic, it made me think about all of the different lies that I've come up with to avoid men.... and women lol. I will never forget the time I went to Wendy's (the fast food place) me and my little sister were in the drive-through and the guy at the window started getting all misty-eyed on me lol
he's like:"ooh girl whacho name is?!"
I'm like: "Vanisha"
he's like: "You gotta man??"
I'm like:"Yes, I'm married.. and I have a kid" :trying so hard not to bust out laughing:
lmao. I honestly get a serious kick out of making up retarded lies like such (so what?! sue me!)because I really don't expect people to believe them, but they always do! Then to make it even more so STUPID, my little sister says "Yeah, and I'm her kid!" lmao
umm my little sister is 16... so that means I had her when I was 6 years old lol!! So I hope he caught onto that fat obvious lie then.
But I know for a fact that I'm not the only person that has done this stuff before...